Picture this. You want to sell your 1995 Jeep Cherokee but you want to do it in the most unique way possible, you go to Craigslist. But if you want to be the most offensive and say the word "fuck" about 100 times in an Ad, and insinuate that your penis size is above average, then you write the following post. Please read for a laugh, no I did not write this, nor have any connection to the seller.